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1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.
That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?

How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.

Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.
jewart by terry twillstein December 13, 2008

Jewart Little 

A small jewish boy who likes redheads and hates niggers. will punch you in the right shoulder if touched. Enjoys being pegged by anyone with red hair. Hates other jews, and will go on rants about fortnite and porn.
Did you see Jimmy?
Yeah he's dating that new girl
such a Jewart Little
REAL
Jewart Little by Molestation Nation December 19, 2024
A person who is Jewish or displays traits commonly attributed to one who is Jewish. This person exhibits greed, selfishness, prejudice toward any non-Jewrats, and a generally hypocritical view toward life. A full-blooded Jewrat will often have a prominently bridged, larger than life nose. Audibly, the Jewrat can be heard from great distance by either jingling pockets or over-annunciated speech, or both.
Jimmy waited outside patiently for Synagogue to end, at which time he tossed a shiny penny into the crowd and watched as the Jewrats tore each other limb-from-limb in an attempt to increase their wealth.

Give me back my dollar you Jewrat!
Jewrat by Jigga-Zilla January 6, 2009
One of the lowest degrees of insult upon one of jewish decent
That bitch beat me in a game, what a jewrat.

Chris and Micheal are playing video games.

Chris: "not beating me today."

Micheal then proceeds to anniahlate Chris' charater.

Chris throws down the controller: "Fuckin JewRat!"
JewRat by Josh & Ian October 25, 2007

JewAutismNiggerFaggotCuntBitchLigmaHoeCandice

The Name of a higher species who only gives anal and has balls the size of monster truck wheels. He lives in the stinky dumpster,corresing dead animal corpses. His dumpster is stationed far north of Canada and stinks of a pile of dead babies. He prefers NiggerJewFaggots for his daily meal. If you say his name twice,he will lick yput butthole till its red .
I dont think you need to know how to say his name in a scentence,its not safe for mankind.....JewAutismNiggerFaggotCuntBitchLigmaHoeCandice
A definition of a cool person. loves traveling, cooking, eating, trying new things but careful this person has soft and caring hearted. once you broke his trust you cant earn it anymore.
Jearth is such a caring person
Jearth by Loli_Nana June 9, 2021

Jewathlic 

Someone who is of Catholic faith but will not spend his money and acts like a Jew
Smiley is a Jewathlic
Jewathlic by Chad Flexington April 19, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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