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jesshole 

Salmon and Tilapia are both jessholes.(:
jesshole by N.G(: April 9, 2010
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pretty much the same meaning as the word asshole, but with more definition, and more demeanor, but not as evil in a sense. Jasshole is used in times of when friends or relatives want to joke with one another and not actually call the intended person an actual asshole.
Example 1: playing the card game asshole
Guy1: haha i'm president sucka
Guy:2 yea im neutral.. whos ass?
Guy3: i think Chris is
Guy1: haha jasshole gimmie your best cards.
jasshole by HarveysPimp April 6, 2005
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Defines a virgin vagina, possessed by a female that engages in oral and/or anal sex.
After giving him a blowjob, Diane told Billy that he could do anything, he just couldn't put it in the jesushole.
jesushole by bigdogcasino February 10, 2010

Jesthole 

A place that is simply, pure jokes. It can be completely rubbish,but it is appreciated for its extreme novelty value.
'Did you go to the solent open day?'
'Yeah man, that place is a right jesthole!'
Jesthole by L. Ron Kiffard February 25, 2008
"You're a Jasshole"
Jasshole by CheeseLover June 1, 2015
bc people named Jess can't possibly be more of an asshole

Btw, this is 10 times worse than just being an asshole
Kevin is being such a jasshole
Jasshole by Kbobknobqueen January 1, 2017

Velvet Jasshole 

Someone who knows that Isabella from Phineas & Ferb would veat Goro from Mortal Kombat with ease
Man Velvet Jassholes suck, just because a child pushed a mountain into a city doesn't mean she beats a half sragon with 4 arms

Yes it does fuckwit
Velvet Jasshole by VelvetVessel July 30, 2021
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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