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pretty much the same meaning as the word asshole, but with more definition, and more demeanor, but not as evil in a sense. Jasshole is used in times of when friends or relatives want to joke with one another and not actually call the intended person an actual asshole.
Example 1: playing the card game asshole
Guy1: haha i'm president sucka
Guy:2 yea im neutral.. whos ass?
Guy3: i think Chris is
Guy1: haha jasshole gimmie your best cards.
jasshole by HarveysPimp April 6, 2005
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"You're a Jasshole"
Jasshole by CheeseLover June 1, 2015
bc people named Jess can't possibly be more of an asshole

Btw, this is 10 times worse than just being an asshole
Kevin is being such a jasshole
Jasshole by Kbobknobqueen January 1, 2017

Velvet Jasshole 

Someone who knows that Isabella from Phineas & Ferb would veat Goro from Mortal Kombat with ease
Man Velvet Jassholes suck, just because a child pushed a mountain into a city doesn't mean she beats a half sragon with 4 arms

Yes it does fuckwit
Velvet Jasshole by VelvetVessel July 30, 2021

jesshole 

Salmon and Tilapia are both jessholes.(:
jesshole by N.G(: April 9, 2010
This is what happens when you get so angry at the rude bitchy people in the world you combine jackass and asshole together.
Boy was that Marine recruiter a jashole!
Get out of my way jasholes!!
Jashole by Mitch_760 August 9, 2007

Jarshole 

Nick was being a massive jarshole last night!
Jarshole by Jessjustjizzed April 16, 2021
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