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jesustinance 

Sustinance that Christians derive from Jesus.
That drunken, gambling, cheating Christian lost everything. All that keeps him going now is Jesustinance.
jesustinance by Robopoet January 4, 2009

jesuscentric

Refers to something that is Jesus friendly or Christian approved.
Kitty: That Bible is so Jesuscentric!
Patrick: Thanks,
jesuscentric by Ricky H July 30, 2006
Verb: The act of ghosting someone, then returning a few days later.

Past tense: getting jesused
"I thought we were close, but she kept jesusing me."
Jesusing by GKH1220 May 4, 2020
Student: Mrs. Carter do you like my drawing?
Mrs Carter: Oh my god, Derek, its jesusin!
jesusin by Igotthedeffs August 4, 2009

Jesustini 

a mixture of every alcoholic beverage scrounged up from your cabinet poured into a water bottle. shaken, not stirred, preferably.
probably your first experience with alcohol is a Jesustini.
Jesustini by Jesus Wentz January 11, 2008

jesuscore 

Hardcore metal with a Christian message. For example: Hopesfall, Chevelle, Norma Jean, Living Sacrifice, Further Seems Forever.
Bryan: What's Chevelle's genre?
Tito: Its like Christian rock...
Bryan: Like screaming to Jesus?
Tito: Yea, JESUS CORE!!
Bryan: HAHAHAHAH, u fucking!!!
Tito: .........
jesuscore by Tito May 3, 2003