jesuscrist

A holy man with the power to take your sins away and heal if hurt.

Person: Look its Jesuscrist!
Jesuscrist: I see you have made very bad sins.
Person: ...

by I don't even know kids June 6, 2018

Jesusist

A person who worships Jesus Christ and follows His teachings, but who has renounced the religion built around Him as disparate and hypocritical.

A Christian bases their paradoxical belief system on a Bible that contradicts itself, while a Jesusist's belief system is based solely on the words and deeds of the New Testament Christ.

by Vantonia January 9, 2017

Jesuschrist

The robot from the future who defeats the wicked with kisses and tenderness
He solves problems with peace and love

If your dog dies, call Jesuschrist and he will heal it
When your father beats you he will turn him into a turtle

by Amlover January 28, 2022

Tus muertos jesucristianos

Cuando te cagas mucho en alguien que te gustaría partirle el cráneo

Tu madre: Te he apuntando al fútbol

Tu: Tus muertos jesucristianos

by Barbiemilkovich October 11, 2020

Jesusist

Someone who follows the teaching of Jesus, not Christ.

I" do not following the teaching of Christ, therefore I am a Jesusist."

by jewcyjewce November 30, 2011

Jesus Crist

Jesus Crist is a name you would give to a mentally stable young drug lord. They would own a business in Portugal and they would be shipping worldwide.

Person 1: Hey, you're a Jesus Crist.
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes it is I, Mr Pablo Escobar.

by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020

Jesus Crist

The word phrase Jesus Crist would be used to describe a mentally stable drug lord. This drug lord would own a business in Argentina and Portugal and would ship the amazing powders and crystals (drugs) worldwide.

Person 1: Hey, are you Jesus Crist
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes, it is I Pablo Escobar the one who sells the white stuff.

by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020