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real jesus tears 

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.
I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.

baby jesus tears 

A shot of the coldest Rumple Minze peppermint schnapps available.

When served at the proper temperature it is what many would imagine the tears of the baby Jesus to taste like.
Q: Shots?

A: I'll take the baby jesus tears please.

tears of jesus

jamal: "nigguh i love koolaid. that shit is tears of jesus
tears of jesus by iamjaredcool November 28, 2009

Jesus Tear 

that tear someone(preferably a chick) gets when she’s sucking your dick and goes to deep....
(on chick to another) i went down on him so deep i gag’d n got a jesus tear
Jesus Tear by bootsherk March 27, 2018