Jacked

Having huge muscles (i.e. "jacks")

Greg: "Baby, you think I look swole today?"
Tabitha: "Hell yeah, sugar - you are JACKED!"

by Greg's Girl July 14, 2009

Jacked

1) ripped

2) stolen

3) loaded with money

1) Man that dude from the gym is totally jacked

2) Yo man! That freak just jacked my wallet!

3) That guy from the bank is jacked, did you see his car?

by k7k June 18, 2008

Jacked

"Why am I so jacked" is used by males who work out or/ and li heavy weights to describe their muscles , or ideas they have a great build.

(as Mason looks at himself in the mirror while flexing)
"Why am I so Jacked?"
His friends response is " that gym membership is paying off"

by Crissygirl March 7, 2012

Jacked

Something that is really bad or messed up.

His teeth were so jacked. Traffic was jacked. That was really jacked up the way he spoke to you.

by Erica Williams June 23, 2006

Jacked

1. Under the influence (adj.)
2. Stole (v., past tense)
3. Ridiculously muscular (adj.)
4. Ridiculously rich (adj.)

1 & 2: I'm way too jacked to do this online English assignment...I'll just email my teacher, explaining that someone jacked my internet cord.

3 & 4: Being jacked makes him jacked squared; people pay him for being sexy! The beauty of steroids.

by secret_code_name March 18, 2009

Jacked

jacked- stoked or pumped or excited

Shit man!!! that fight got me "Jacked"

oh the test is cancelled that makes me "jacked"

by Josh hill November 7, 2006

Jacked

I was appalled that the correct definition was not coming up in the search.

Children, Jack LaLanne was a pioneer in body building in the 20th century.

And the first man to ever look Jacked.
Also the interior of Jumping Jacks! True story.

That LaLanne dude worked out so much that he looked jacked.

by airllusion September 22, 2019