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Jereding 

Verb. Sounds painful, but isn't. May cause chaffing. Possibility of causing blindness. Should only be done in moderation. Should be outlawed in 49 states, excluding Nevada, because if Jereding happens in Vegas, it SHOULD stay there. It comes with required eye protection.

Usually will cause mental picture tubes to blow. Jereding is self-explanatory and sometimes self exploratory. Usually done as a solo act and does not cause pregnancies.

Everyone is doing it.
I tried Jereding....it cleared the room.

Jereding should only be done under close supervision.
Jereding by s geezy July 6, 2010
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Jareding 

When you fuck up something beyond belief.
Bob: Man, I can't believe you punched and killed my baby!
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.
Jareding by SnailEatingManRabbit September 10, 2010
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An act of being super high and losing your senses

Signs of Jeroding -

1.Making weird animal like sounds without any reason

2.Doing unexplainable actions e.g humping your friend's leg, hugging a chair etc.

3.Fucking up your own life
WTF MAN he just humped that freakin humped that wall. Now he is making bird sounds. Damn he jerods good.

SAY IT WITH ME KEEEEEEDS JEROD.STOP.JERODING
Jeroding by Dicxo April 11, 2013
To have all your friend groups think you are a child predator for different reasons.
Jarad: All my friend groups keep making these pedo jokes! What did I do?
Jerry: It is just Jerding bro.
Jarad: But I didn't do anything!
Jerding by Tryyo April 24, 2020

Jareding 

Jared is jareding again! Hes eating bath bombs
Jareding by JacenDinne April 3, 2019
Tasi Jeredin, a middle name. The best middle name ever. Better than yours
"Tasi jeredin is amazing"
jeredin by tedtaotao671 February 8, 2023
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