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Con-jected 

When a total stranger sits next you to you on the bus, and then they just talk about there life story and what happened to them other day and you just totally don't give a shit and you nod and say yes to everything they say. But you don't want to Tell them you don't care to there face so you just look like your paying attention. So your convocation blocking them hence con-jected
Ah right the other day joe this bitch sat next next to me on the bus and I complety con-jected Her.
Con-jected by Bigfodrob November 21, 2014

Carly Rae-Jected

To find out that the person you like is gay, as seen in the music video for Carly Rae Jepson's song "Call Me Maybe".
Girl 1: Well, I was gonna ask Tom out, but it turns out he's gay.
Girl 2: Ouch. Carly Rae-Jected.
Carly Rae-Jected by seinakyou July 23, 2012

E-jected 

1. The act of sending an email to a random, attractive person who seems intelligent, unique and has a good taste in humor and music etc. in the act of possibly becoming friends, going on a date, or getting laid only to have the email read and never replied back.
Friend- "Hey Tim, you looked depressed, what is wrong?"

Tim- "I just got e-jected by that one hot chick whos into The Velvet Underground and The Shins"

Friend- "damn dude, let me buy you a beer"
E-jected by EraserKid November 15, 2009

Rape-Jected 

When someone gets rejected without their consent.
I got rape-jected last week when john asked a random girl if she would like to date me.
Rape-Jected by Authentic Sal February 20, 2017

E-Jected 

When talking to someone on the internet (be it Skype, AIM, Facebook, etc.), and they begin to become sluggish in their responses, or halt them completely, because they're talking to someone else who is obviously a higher priority. Can be subtle, or they can simply say "Sorry I am taking so long, I am talking to someone else." Can also be used as a verb, to e-ject, or to stop talking to someone because you're occupied talking to someone else.
Bro 1: I was Facebookin' it with Julia last night, and then she started to not respond.

Bro 2: Was she idle?

Bro 1: Nah, she was even updating her status.

Bro 2: Bro, you jgot E-Jected.
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Girl 1: Chris tried to talk to me last on AIM, so I chatted for about five minutes, until my boyfriend got on. Then I had to E-Ject him.
E-Jected by imtiredsleeptonight January 18, 2010

E-jected 

A clever or pretentious way of saying "rejected" under the context of an internet relationship or "e-lationship." The word omits the use of the letter "R" in order to emphasize the "E" and make the word more Internet related.
Guy 1: "That girl from OKcupid never messaged me back."

Guy 2: "Sounds like someone got e-jected again!"

Guy 1: "I wonder what I'm doing wrong..."

Guy 2: "You mean besides looking for girls on the Internet?"
E-jected by synov March 4, 2010
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