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Con-jected 

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When a total stranger sits next you to you on the bus, and then they just talk about there life story and what happened to them other day and you just totally don't give a shit and you nod and say yes to everything they say. But you don't want to Tell them you don't care to there face so you just look like your paying attention. So your convocation blocking them hence con-jected
Ah right the other day joe this bitch sat next next to me on the bus and I complety con-jected Her.
Con-jected by Bigfodrob November 21, 2014
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connected guy 

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In Mafia terms,a man who has close ties to organized crime, but is not an official member.
In the movie Donnie Brasco, Donnie was a connected guy in the Bonanno Crime Family, but not a made man.
connected guy by 66tornadoes December 13, 2016

connected 

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The first level in the gangster Mafia hierarchy, according to the movie Donnie Brasco. In that movie, Al Pacino explains that there are four levels of Mafia guy: Connected guy, Made Guy (aka Wiseguy), Skipper, and Boss. Connected Guy is a guy who is vouched for by a Made Guy. He is referred to as "a friend of mine" by said Made Guy, but is not yet part of the Mafia yet.
Hey, don't piss off any of Rizzo's friend, he's a connected guy.
connected by Marty February 14, 2003

connected cunt 

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a bad ass motherfucker who has many shifty contacts
Jay: Oh I wouldn't disrespect him if I were you

Morris: Why the fuck not ?!

Jay: He's a connected cunt
connected cunt by DrCuntface March 25, 2010

hyper–connected  

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The stupidist made up word i have ever heard, taken from the twitter website.
With Twitter, you can stay hyper–connected to your friends.
hyper–connected by Turner!! March 18, 2009

Connected 

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Being 'connected' refers to people who are in touch with their surroundings, a sense of true self, and have a deep, instinctual empathy for fellow human beings. They are often perceived as 'odd' or eccentric by others but are extremely intelligent and often misunderstood and underestimated.

'Connected' people will frequently feel deep sadness, crippling frustration, an un-expressable rage and/or proactive rebellion when presented with the un-justices of the world, prejudice, discrimination, fickle bullshit, and the cruelties and atrocities committed by their fellow human beings.

Some people believe that everyone is potentially 'connected', depending on whether they open their minds to their capacity to connect to themselves, fellow humans and the world around them; whilst others will maintain that tests have shown only 2% of the worlds population demonstrate the associated qualities and characteristics of someone who is 'connected' and is a result of genetic trends and programming.

Many 'connected' people have been burdened with the term 'gifted and talented', whilst this term identifies their inquisitive minds and ability to learn, it can act to segregate someone from their peers, and encourage them to develop a sense of social awkwardness, perceived aloofness and/ or extreme bouts of arrogance.
They're not odd, they're just connected.
Connected by Spoontastic January 8, 2010

Connected buttholes

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When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose
Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.
Connected buttholes by I got ligma December 19, 2018
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mormon assault vehicle

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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