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When a total stranger sits next you to you on the bus, and then they just talk about there life story and what happened to them other day and you just totally don't give a shit and you nod and say yes to everything they say. But you don't want to Tell them you don't care to there face so you just look like your paying attention. So your convocation blocking them hence con-jected
Ah right the other day joe this bitch sat next next to me on the bus and I complety con-jected Her.
by Bigfodrob November 21, 2014
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