jerkles 

A group of faggots who sit at the same lunch table

The jerkles are stroking again.

jerkles by Big rick 123 March 9, 2018

Jerkless January 

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.

Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

Jerkless January by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021

jerknesia

The after-effects of a long wanking session that results in the forementioned wanker falling into a wank-induced coma...leading to total loss of memory of the wanking.

Her: So you just jerked it all night?

Him: I don't know, I must have jerknesia.

jerknesia by Project TB September 22, 2009

jerkules 

(n.)jerk-yoo-leez
A masculine and muscular male with an attitude of superiority; a jerk with big muscles

That fratastic meathead is a jerkules for cock blocking me.

jerkules by ClemsonNeo March 16, 2006

Jerkleman 

A man acting like a gentleman, but at the same time being a jerk about it.

Girlfriend: I'm cold.
Boyfriend: Well, I guess you can have my jacket then. I told you to get yours.
Girlfriend: Um, thanks.
Boyfriend: No problem, I'll just have to suffer now.
Girlfriend: Such a jerkleman.

Jerkleman by Stamatamalakies October 11, 2012

jerkleton 

a jerk who is extra jerky, so it is necessary to add the "leton" to the end of it.

dude, josh is such a jerkleton today

jerkleton by emoney90 January 25, 2011

jerkle 

A circle jerk or a group of dudes jerking each other off.

dude wanna come to the jerkle

jerkle by DougClayton4231 November 29, 2005