Jerkson 

The human male wang.

I just don't understand why women are supposedly so critical of jerkson size. All sizes do the same job, so why can't they be satisfied with what they get?? The guy puts it in, thrusts it around a bit for a time, the jerkson eventually sneezes and the woman eventually gets satisfied and VIOLA! Seriously. And, no, I don't know what the women have to say about it from their perspective since I don't talk with any. Should I care??

Jerkson by antpharm March 6, 2009

jerkson 

A nickname for Jackson, when he’s a jerk

Stop being such a jerkson

jerkson by Scronkles October 20, 2019

Jerson 

Strong, loyal, protective, artistic, will sacrifice himself so others don't go without. His kindness is unlike any other but so is his temper. Those who are on the side of his love will never want to leave, those who are on the side of his rath will wish they could leave but for some reason are drawn to him anyway. Compassionate, understanding, great fighter but also gives good advice. Very sexy, his eyes look straight into your soul. There is no other like him. He does not open up easily but the lucky girl that wins his heart is treated like the queen she is. He recognizes his soulmate and makes sure she knows it. She is spoiled by him but also knows that she must spoil him in return. There is no greater love story then Jerson, the king, and his queen.

Q: How did she get so lucky to wind up with Jerson when so many before her failed?
A: Jerson always knew he would recognize his queen when she finally came along, in his eyes no other can compare.
Statement: She is one lucky girl, there is no one else like Jerson.
Statement: She knows it too, there will be no other for him because she will never let him go, they are true soulmates. J&H

Jerson by La Reina de Jerson April 12, 2013

Jerkgonomics 

The study to create the perfect beat off position that will provide ample leverage while maintaining proper spinal alignment.

He used proper jerkgonomics to ensure that his 19 hour beat session would leave him injury free.

Jerkgonomics by Mule5000 June 16, 2016

Jersson 

Jersson is a fine human being that is very popular at school and gets a ton of girls every girl likes him

jersson is fine thooo!

Jersson by local kiddoooo July 8, 2020

Jerktonium 

An element that makes people act like jerks.

Plankton our fed everyone in Bikini Bottom fruitcake with jerktonium to make everyone a jerk. Spongebob was however immune to it.

Jerktonium by Dray’s Dictionary June 25, 2021

Jerkon

An insult used to describe a jerkoff without actually calling the person a jerkoff.

Yeah he was definitely acting like a jerkon

Jerkon by Jerkon June 16, 2010