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Jerison

Nathan is very bored so he looks up names like Jerison up on urban dictionary.
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Jerson

Strong, loyal, protective, artistic, will sacrifice himself so others don't go without. His kindness is unlike any other but so is his temper. Those who are on the side of his love will never want to leave, those who are on the side of his rath will wish they could leave but for some reason are drawn to him anyway. Compassionate, understanding, great fighter but also gives good advice. Very sexy, his eyes look straight into your soul. There is no other like him. He does not open up easily but the lucky girl that wins his heart is treated like the queen she is. He recognizes his soulmate and makes sure she knows it. She is spoiled by him but also knows that she must spoil him in return. There is no greater love story then Jerson, the king, and his queen.
Q: How did she get so lucky to wind up with Jerson when so many before her failed?
A: Jerson always knew he would recognize his queen when she finally came along, in his eyes no other can compare.
Statement: She is one lucky girl, there is no one else like Jerson.
Statement: She knows it too, there will be no other for him because she will never let him go, they are true soulmates. J&H
by La Reina de Jerson April 12, 2013
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Jerkson

I just don't understand why women are supposedly so critical of jerkson size. All sizes do the same job, so why can't they be satisfied with what they get?? The guy puts it in, thrusts it around a bit for a time, the jerkson eventually sneezes and the woman eventually gets satisfied and VIOLA! Seriously. And, no, I don't know what the women have to say about it from their perspective since I don't talk with any. Should I care??
by antpharm March 6, 2009
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Jenison Junior High school

A school in the little town of spoiled White Christians ran by a principle that is super fun until you say something mildly incorrect then he turns into the spawn of Satan. But, not every thing is bad about this school you can pretty much get weed or alcohol from any of the sevies who have less than point five brain cells. I mean they are running the school like they own the place by blasting music with out the care in the world or just bringing fucking megaphones to school just to say the N-word into because they felt like it. But, once they get told to shut the fuck up by the eighth graders they do even dumber shit like yell coochie as they slam into a fucking locker. But, Mr.Cat-Dildo does jackshit about it until an eighth grader does it then it becomes the law of the land and you get in-house suspension for like month. Either or this god forsaken school cares about it's academics so much that even if the student cries himself/herself to sleep at their computer while doing three hours of homework that was just for one class nothing will be down about it and if your grades go under a C then you will be lucky if you don't get fucking bombarded by the slightly smart sevies taking one eighth grade class. So If you plan to go here, DON'T, RUN, HIDE! Get away as fast as possible unless you want drugs from the sevies or if you want to be in marching band, we have an good one of those.
Mom: I am so excited you are going to the Jenison Junior High School
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!
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jemison

Jemison is a type of person who you just need to say is a handsome beast. He is an athletic and is a fit and a strong person. He would be the type of man who would pick up all the hot chicks.
You are a Jemison.
by Jemison March 17, 2018
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Jerrison

Jerrison = truly amazing guy

He will always make you feel so special and loved.
His love will always overwhelm you.

You will fall in love with him more and more as you discover new things about him.

He is someone worth admiring.
He is a person with a good heart.

He is very smart, responsible, hardworking, adorable, lovable, charming, sweet, caring, etc.

People will find it easy to love him.

He is the best friend any one can have.

And if only I'd have one friend left, I'd want it to be him.

The woman he'll choose to love and spend forever with will be the luckiest woman in the world.
Jerrison is the best I ever had.
by WomanWhoLovesJerrisonSoMuch February 4, 2010
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Jersson

Jersson is a fine human being that is very popular at school and gets a ton of girls every girl likes him
jersson is fine thooo!
by local kiddoooo July 8, 2020
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