Jerktonium 

An element that makes people act like jerks.

Plankton our fed everyone in Bikini Bottom fruitcake with jerktonium to make everyone a jerk. Spongebob was however immune to it.

Jerktonium by Dray’s Dictionary June 25, 2021

jerkatorium 

A sort of man cave for dateless men to masterbate in.This can be a shed,barn,or an old trailer.

Patricia bought a trailer for her pedophile son fred.Now fred can whack off anytime he wants in his very own jerkatorium.

jerkatorium by freddie got fingered November 7, 2010