jelkles

When a person have moveable bones in their ankles making it squishy and jelly like

"i have jelkles and im proud"
"I really hate having jelkles sometimes, its very inconvenient"

by ToasterTobes October 27, 2022

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Jerkless January

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.

Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021

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Jenkles

a name given to someone who is "jenk" (meaning anything bad) with extremely large cankles

(Talking to someone with cankles)
"Jenkles get over here and make me a sandwich!"
" You're such a jenkle...look at those damn cankles!" :o

by The all know jenkster January 25, 2010

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Jenklesploof

One may be referred to as a jenlkesproof when they clumsily try to pour a beverage (especially milk) into a bottomless cup while fumbling around in the dark causing a huge mess only a professional cleaning crew could handle.

YO! Angie is such a jenklesploof! Look at all the milk! Shit is crazy.. she should just give up and go to bed...

by bobo bumpkins October 29, 2019

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jerkles

A group of faggots who sit at the same lunch table

The jerkles are stroking again.

by Big rick 123 March 9, 2018

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Jelles

The most attractive and sweetest person you will ever meet. He also is very handsome and will do everything he possibly can to make you happy!
Jelles also is a dutch name.

Everyone needs a Jelles, never let go if you find one!

You are so lucky to have Jelles!

by Imverymuchnotsayingmyname November 21, 2021

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