jerkfest

The sweetest party ever. Happens one weekend a year at an all girls catholic summer camp somewhere in New Hampshire. Everyone drinks in excess to the point no one remembers the previous night.

#1. Yo, when I woke up to take a piss this morning I had a condom on my dick and I don't remember who I slept with.
#2. Yeah, no shit this is jerkfest.

jerkfest by Johny Applesauce December 9, 2008

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jerkfest

similer to a wankathon, where the person consists to wank them selves blind for countless hours.

person 1. "jesus mate you look like shit, didnt you sleep last night?"
person 2. "No mate i was having a jerkfest."

jerkfest by Jon Riley July 3, 2007

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jerkfest • Jerkiest • The Jerkiest Jerk

Jerkiest

The highest level of a jerky act. A VERY selfish, manipulative and rude thing. Usually douchebag's display the jerkiest acts. You may also see morons, jackasses, frat boys, jocks, and anyone from New Jersey committing the jerkiest acts.

Caleb: She's not very pretty. I will never give her a chance.
Courtney: That's one of the jerkiest things I've ever heard. Just give her a chance.

Jerkiest by jerkfaceee November 17, 2010

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The Jerkiest Jerk

The absolute gold medalist of obnoxious behavior. It refers to a person who isn't just rude, but consistently goes out of their way to be inconsiderate, selfish, or annoying. It is the "final boss" of jerks—someone who possesses a natural, twitchy talent for ruining everyone’s mood at once.

Person A: "I can't believe Kevin. He didn't just spoil the ending of the movie; he recorded our reactions and posted them online to make fun of us crying!"
Person B: "Wow. I knew he was mean, but that is next-level. He truly is the jerkiest jerk I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting."

The Jerkiest Jerk by TheJerkies May 8, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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