jerkire

Yankees fan. Synonymous with Evilempire

Any sense of decent behavior was irrelevant to the jerkire

by Nice enough August 12, 2023

jerkidextrous

When a fly nigga is able to whack off with either hand.

Jehosephat: Dood i gots my left hand in a cast after a freak scooter incident.

Jebediah: Thank tha lord you be jerkidextrous!

by dj jizzyjizz February 1, 2010

Jerkipede

A human centipede full of men, jerking each other off while swallowing booty garbage. See human centipede; jerking off.

These dudes are so gay the only way to describe it is to reference the Jerkipede.

by Dick Spacey February 25, 2017

Beef Jerkies

Another name for a hand job.

I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?

by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019

Jerkiest

The highest level of a jerky act. A VERY selfish, manipulative and rude thing. Usually douchebag's display the jerkiest acts. You may also see morons, jackasses, frat boys, jocks, and anyone from New Jersey committing the jerkiest acts.

Caleb: She's not very pretty. I will never give her a chance.
Courtney: That's one of the jerkiest things I've ever heard. Just give her a chance.

by jerkfaceee November 17, 2010

Beef-Jerkie

A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.

The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"

by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012

Jerkie Chan

When an asian person masturbates to a samari/kong-fu type movie.

Dude, Wong was totally Jerkie Channing it at the movie theatre.

by J.o.e.y. March 2, 2011