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jerkidextrous 

When a fly nigga is able to whack off with either hand.
Jehosephat: Dood i gots my left hand in a cast after a freak scooter incident.

Jebediah: Thank tha lord you be jerkidextrous!
jerkidextrous by dj jizzyjizz February 1, 2010

Jerkipede 

A human centipede full of men, jerking each other off while swallowing booty garbage. See human centipede; jerking off.
These dudes are so gay the only way to describe it is to reference the Jerkipede.
Jerkipede by Dick Spacey February 25, 2017

Beef Jerkies

Another name for a hand job.
I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?
Beef Jerkies by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019

Jerkiest 

The highest level of a jerky act. A VERY selfish, manipulative and rude thing. Usually douchebag's display the jerkiest acts. You may also see morons, jackasses, frat boys, jocks, and anyone from New Jersey committing the jerkiest acts.
Caleb: She's not very pretty. I will never give her a chance.
Courtney: That's one of the jerkiest things I've ever heard. Just give her a chance.
Jerkiest by jerkfaceee November 17, 2010

Beef-Jerkie 

A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.
The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"
Beef-Jerkie by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012

Jerkie Chan

When an asian person masturbates to a samari/kong-fu type movie.
Dude, Wong was totally Jerkie Channing it at the movie theatre.
Jerkie Chan by J.o.e.y. March 2, 2011
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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