An action in which before you cum, you call out “MUM! DAD!” and must clean up/finish before they arrive.
A risky move but note, if you complete this challenge, you will forever be, an epic gamer
Junkipede is a lot like the human centipede but where several junkies (recommended 4) get in a line and put there mouths in each other’s bumhollioss and get very sexually a roused to apparently get a better hit of a snowball
Mum what is master Spontex droopy poag and Jordan doing?
Don’t worry son there just preforming there junkipede that’s what the young team in Kirriemuir do very attractive
A human chain of people all wearing jorts, but the right leg of a jort is worn of the left leg of one person, and the left leg of the jort is worn on the right leg of another person, this chain continues as long as you can find enough unstable people to continue the chain of misery
Josh: Hey! Wanna come join in on the human Jortipede?
Anyone: what is a Jortipede?
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.