Jerkipede 

A human centipede full of men, jerking each other off while swallowing booty garbage. See human centipede; jerking off.

These dudes are so gay the only way to describe it is to reference the Jerkipede.

Jerkipede by Dick Spacey February 25, 2017

Jerkitude 

1. A jerk's attitude
2.Anyone that is acting like a putz, a loser, a loon and etc., can be described as jerkitude.

My boss' jerkitude is the worst jerkitude in the history of jerkitudes!!!

Jerkitude by neozone200 August 4, 2008

Jerkicide 

An action in which before you cum, you call out “MUM! DAD!” and must clean up/finish before they arrive.
A risky move but note, if you complete this challenge, you will forever be, an epic gamer

Dudebro1: I just committed Jerkicide dude!

Dudebro2: did you get caught?!

Dudebro1: yup, most embarrassing nut ever

Jerkicide by VacoSoup November 16, 2019

Junkipede 

Junkipede is a lot like the human centipede but where several junkies (recommended 4) get in a line and put there mouths in each other’s bumhollioss and get very sexually a roused to apparently get a better hit of a snowball

Mum what is master Spontex droopy poag and Jordan doing?

Don’t worry son there just preforming there junkipede that’s what the young team in Kirriemuir do very attractive

Junkipede by spontexc March 10, 2021

Jortipede

A human chain of people all wearing jorts, but the right leg of a jort is worn of the left leg of one person, and the left leg of the jort is worn on the right leg of another person, this chain continues as long as you can find enough unstable people to continue the chain of misery

Josh: Hey! Wanna come join in on the human Jortipede?
Anyone: what is a Jortipede?

Jortipede by Mr.Brighter May 11, 2026