Jerkipede
A human centipede full of men, jerking each other off while swallowing booty garbage. See human centipede; jerking off.
Jerkipede by Dick Spacey February 25, 2017
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Jerkitude
1. A jerk's attitude
2.Anyone that is acting like a putz, a loser, a loon and etc., can be described as jerkitude.
2.Anyone that is acting like a putz, a loser, a loon and etc., can be described as jerkitude.
Jerkitude by neozone200 August 4, 2008
Jerkicide
An action in which before you cum, you call out “MUM! DAD!” and must clean up/finish before they arrive.
A risky move but note, if you complete this challenge, you will forever be, an epic gamer
A risky move but note, if you complete this challenge, you will forever be, an epic gamer
Dudebro1: I just committed Jerkicide dude!
Dudebro2: did you get caught?!
Dudebro1: yup, most embarrassing nut ever
Dudebro2: did you get caught?!
Dudebro1: yup, most embarrassing nut ever
Junkipede
Junkipede is a lot like the human centipede but where several junkies (recommended 4) get in a line and put there mouths in each other’s bumhollioss and get very sexually a roused to apparently get a better hit of a snowball
Mum what is master Spontex droopy poag and Jordan doing?
Don’t worry son there just preforming there junkipede that’s what the young team in Kirriemuir do very attractive
Don’t worry son there just preforming there junkipede that’s what the young team in Kirriemuir do very attractive
Jortipede
A human chain of people all wearing jorts, but the right leg of a jort is worn of the left leg of one person, and the left leg of the jort is worn on the right leg of another person, this chain continues as long as you can find enough unstable people to continue the chain of misery
Jortipede by Mr.Brighter May 11, 2026
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