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Jerkitude 

1. A jerk's attitude
2.Anyone that is acting like a putz, a loser, a loon and etc., can be described as jerkitude.
My boss' jerkitude is the worst jerkitude in the history of jerkitudes!!!
Jerkitude by neozone200 August 4, 2008
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Jerkicide 

An action in which before you cum, you call out “MUM! DAD!” and must clean up/finish before they arrive.
A risky move but note, if you complete this challenge, you will forever be, an epic gamer
Dudebro1: I just committed Jerkicide dude!

Dudebro2: did you get caught?!

Dudebro1: yup, most embarrassing nut ever
Jerkicide by VacoSoup November 16, 2019

Junkipede 

Junkipede is a lot like the human centipede but where several junkies (recommended 4) get in a line and put there mouths in each other’s bumhollioss and get very sexually a roused to apparently get a better hit of a snowball
Mum what is master Spontex droopy poag and Jordan doing?

Don’t worry son there just preforming there junkipede that’s what the young team in Kirriemuir do very attractive
Junkipede by spontexc March 10, 2021
A human chain of people all wearing jorts, but the right leg of a jort is worn of the left leg of one person, and the left leg of the jort is worn on the right leg of another person, this chain continues as long as you can find enough unstable people to continue the chain of misery
Josh: Hey! Wanna come join in on the human Jortipede?
Anyone: what is a Jortipede?
Jortipede by Mr.Brighter May 11, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026