Beef-Jerkie

A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.

The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"

by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012

beef jerky

the best snack around

Jack Link's is some pretty good beef jerky

by Brandon G. August 27, 2005

beef jerky

1. a fuckin delicious snack.

Yes Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky makes me cream in my pants.

by J 0 K A November 15, 2005

Beef Jerky

An ultimately great dried meat snack for awesomely-delicious taste!

Guy 1: Hey you want some Beef Jerky

Guy 2: GIVE ME NOW!

by Mrtacoman November 24, 2011

beef jerky

A delicious dried, smokey beef snack. Quite possibly the manliest food known to man. Don't be fooled by those pussy beef stick imposters. You can see the "grain" of the beef in real jerky.

Frank: "Hey John, you want some of this beef jerky?"

John: "No thanks."

Frank: "Pussy."

by Guestly January 1, 2012

Beef Jerky

The action of jerking off without and lube, hence the dryness of the meat

Yeah, I went beef jerky the other day and got friction burn on my dick

by Sikey1312 March 7, 2018

Beef Jerky

The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.

I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.

by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011