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Jerkie Chan

When an asian person masturbates to a samari/kong-fu type movie.
Dude, Wong was totally Jerkie Channing it at the movie theatre.
Jerkie Chan by J.o.e.y. March 2, 2011

Beef-Jerkie 

A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.
The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"
Beef-Jerkie by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012
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jeekies by stanthejeekies August 3, 2019

Jerkin' the Ween 

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.
As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?
Jerkin' the Ween by Swimsical June 17, 2019

Stop Flipping My Jerker 

Stop flipping my jerker. It's pretty self-explanatory.
Hey dude, stop flipping my jerker! - Savannah Miles

Jerkless January 

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!