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Jerkie

Malthe is such a jerkie
by a very cool and legendary pers October 31, 2021
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Jerkie Chan

When an asian person masturbates to a samari/kong-fu type movie.
Dude, Wong was totally Jerkie Channing it at the movie theatre.
by J.o.e.y. March 2, 2011
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Beef-Jerkie

A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.
The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"
by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012
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jeekies

the cutest chubby cheeks belonging to the cutest boy ever han jisung
jtan jisung jand jis jeekies jor jlear jkin
by stanthejeekies August 3, 2019
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Jerkin' the Ween

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.
As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?
by Swimsical June 17, 2019
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Stop Flipping My Jerker

Stop flipping my jerker. It's pretty self-explanatory.
Hey dude, stop flipping my jerker! - Savannah Miles
by StopFlippingMyJerker69 October 18, 2018
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Jerkless January

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
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