Jerker

Asshole; People who do things to annoy you on purpose

"I hate gays, gangbangers and fuckin' jerkers" - Tyler, The Creator

by zackydiesel October 28, 2011

Jerker

The highest state of jerk-o-sity. There is no turning back from being a jerker.

That stupid jerker stole my lunch money.

by Ramboner February 17, 2003

Jerker

A computer workstation or desk manufactured by Ikea. It is metal and wood and is modular in that Ikea provides extra shelves and drawers to expand and modify it.

My Jerker holds all three of my computers and is where I spend my time working at home.

by Patrick Palmer July 15, 2003

Jerker

A Jerker is a dancer who dances the "Jerk" dance.

Yooo, that kid was Jerking so i guess he's a Jerker!

by poti95 December 14, 2010

jerker

London term for a knife

"Pulled out me jerker and striped his boat race"

by waller February 28, 2008

jerker's lean

Just as a plant bends toward the sunlight, the male penis will bend permanently toward the favorable hand used when jerking off.

Why does John's penis bend to the left when he's erect? Answer: Because he uses his left hand to jerk off. In other words, he has mad jerker's lean.

by Scrappy777 January 14, 2008

Jerker's Joint

The pain in a man's arm after masturbating for an extended period of time, usually in the elbow or wrist.

Person 1: Hey, you down to help me type this essay out? It's due-
Person 2: Can't, bud. I have Jerker's Joint. I need to get some rest.
Person 1: That's disgusting. Why would you tell me that?
Person 2: *puts dominant hand on P1's shoulder* Because my arm hurts.
Person 1: Is this what I think it is?
Person 2: Yes. Yes it is.

by Grudge5678 October 13, 2019