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Jerkatron 3000
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A Device
used
for sexual
pleasure
priced at $3000 with 4
arms
that jerks you off with 2 hands and twists your nipples
Andrew
got
the
Jerkatron
3000 for
Christmas
!
Jerkatron 3000
by
Nuke_Vex
March 13, 2020
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Texas Strangler
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Rub
your nuts on
ones
face while holding
your dick
I
gave
him the
Texas
Strangler
!
Texas Strangler
by
Nuke_Vex
January 22, 2020
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Texas Strangler
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A
punishment
to which if
someone
does not stop talking where you run your nuts on their
forehead
then strangle them with your penis
Andrew
preformed the Texas
strangler
on
rowen
Texas Strangler
by
Nuke_Vex
December 17, 2019
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