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Jerkatron 3000
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A Device used for sexual
pleasure
priced at $
3000
with 4 arms that jerks you off with 2
hands
and twists your nipples
Andrew
got
the Jerkatron
3000
for
Christmas
!
Jerkatron 3000
by
Nuke_Vex
March 13, 2020
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Texas Strangler
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Rub
your nuts on
ones
face while holding your
dick
I
gave
him the
Texas
Strangler
!
Texas Strangler
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Nuke_Vex
January 22, 2020
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Texas Strangler
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A punishment to which if someone does not stop
talking
where you
run
your nuts on their
forehead
then strangle them with your penis
Andrew preformed the
Texas
strangler
on
rowen
Texas Strangler
by
Nuke_Vex
December 17, 2019
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