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Jerk Out 

When you're working out and you get a hard-on so you jack off. After you cum, you clean yourself off and go back to working out.
"Hey Bro, I was halfway through gettin' swoll when a total babe walked by me."

"So what did you do?"

"I whipped out my raging hard cock and jerked out by the treadmills."

"Dude that's really messed up, I could never jerk out in public."
Jerk Out by DickSchnepp January 23, 2013

Jerk-Out 

1. To masturbate in a strenuous way

2. A session of jerking off
I had such a good Jerk-Out yesterday, my girlfriend got naked on webcam & I produced a quart of semen.
Jerk-Out by J-BAILS13 July 25, 2010

jerk-out 

When you're supposed to be in the gym, but you don't have the energy or motivation to work out. So instead of working out you jerk it
John: Yo bro wanna go to the gym?
Dan: Nah fam, I think I'll just have a jerk-out day.
jerk-out by JerkingJerky May 29, 2019

jerk-out 

Jerking-off to flush out sexual thoughts about a particular person
"Stop thinking about your ex-girlfriend. Take 5 min and jerk-out the girl man!"
jerk-out by bob_slocum July 10, 2017

jerk it out 

to go crazy. to not care what other people think about you.
person 1:way to jerk it out!
person 2:yeah i know!
jerk it out by Jessica February 23, 2005

jerk it out 

A song by The Caesars on the new ipod shuffle commercial.
I just downloaded jerk it out onto my ipod.
jerk it out by Mana May 13, 2005
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