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The general aversion towards time, effort and especially money on things which could materially improve your life. It often causes people to just accept a clearly sub-optimal situation as "fine".

A term originally coined by Technology Connections.
Mr C.: "Wow this 60 year old wooden step ladder is perfectly fine. No need to upgrade anytime soon no sir, this thing will even outlive my grandchildren!"
Me: "Nah man, that thing is way too old, rickety and wobbly to be trusted at this point. You're suffering from toxic midwesterninity"
Mr C.: *Proceeds to mount the ladder, it breaks and he dies*
by JerkingJerky January 14, 2022
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When you're supposed to be in the gym, but you don't have the energy or motivation to work out. So instead of working out you jerk it
John: Yo bro wanna go to the gym?
Dan: Nah fam, I think I'll just have a jerk-out day.
by JerkingJerky May 29, 2019
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Stands for "Kill your self twice" a sarcastic term used amongst friends basically telling one another to shut the fuck up, when someone says something ignorant, embarrassing, or just plain stupid.
Renee: OMG Keith urban is coming to town he's such a great rapper!

Jane: kyst Renee
by JerkingJerky July 5, 2017
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