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an insult used as a quick comeback

Terrell:kevins mom is so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon
kevin:shut up jerk ass

jerk ass by Terrell February 23, 2005

Words you can keep

jerk ass

A person (usually in a group of friends) who insults people for no reason just to look cool.

The Jerk Ass: "Hey frank your a loser whered you get that shirt? marshalls?
The Jerk Asses Posse: "Shut up Jerk Ass...."

jerk ass by sleekdizzle November 3, 2005

jerk ass

someone who is stupid and inconsiderate towoards others

William Blue-Frick is a real ass clown because he likes to "schnoogle" with Chuy.

jerk ass by Big D May 1, 2004

Jerk-Ass

Someone who says something that leaves you in a state of bewilderment. You have nothing to say in reply.

Suz: I am not responsible for any damage my picture may cause.
Ando: Jerk-Ass.

Jerk-Ass by Larry October 19, 2003

jerk-ass ex machina

A god-like, magical, or other powerful force that is around the absolute least amount required to keep a plot moving, but is not exploited or around enough to be more useful than minimally necessary.

"The eagles in 'The Lord of the Rings' and the sentient ocean in 'Moana' are jerk-ass ex machina: They could have solved the entire problem right away by taking the McGuffin straight to its destination without subjecting anyone to a perilous adventure filled with murderous obstacles."

jerk-ass ex machina by Honeyko April 18, 2019

stupid jerk ass tits face

a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.

"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"

stupid jerk ass tits face by Evildawg December 20, 2008

ass-jerk

n.- a person who conciously tries to irritate others; one who finds humor in annoying other people.

"I understand your mother never gave you attention as a child, Billy, but you're being a real ass-jerk.

ass-jerk by theDefiner December 3, 2004

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026