"I understand your mother never gave you attention as a child, Billy, but you're being a real ass-jerk.
by theDefiner December 03, 2004
One who, upon seeing a good-looking girl or guy approaching them, jerks their head around after they pass, to check out their ass.
On the street, in the hallway at work, he didn't care - he was an ass jerk anywhere, always turning his head back to see the ass on who he just passed.
by mamadeo November 05, 2009
by Terrell February 24, 2005
The Jerk Ass: "Hey frank your a loser whered you get that shirt? marshalls?
The Jerk Asses Posse: "Shut up Jerk Ass...."
The Jerk Asses Posse: "Shut up Jerk Ass...."
by sleekdizzle October 27, 2005
by Big D May 02, 2004
Someone who says something that leaves you in a state of bewilderment. You have nothing to say in reply.
by Larry October 20, 2003
A god-like, magical, or other powerful force that is around the absolute least amount required to keep a plot moving, but is not exploited or around enough to be more useful than minimally necessary.
"The eagles in 'The Lord of the Rings' and the sentient ocean in 'Moana' are jerk-ass ex machina: They could have solved the entire problem right away by taking the McGuffin straight to its destination without subjecting anyone to a perilous adventure filled with murderous obstacles."
by Honeyko April 18, 2019