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jerk ass 

an insult used as a quick comeback
Terrell:kevins mom is so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon
kevin:shut up jerk ass
jerk ass by Terrell February 23, 2005

jerk ass 

A person (usually in a group of friends) who insults people for no reason just to look cool.
The Jerk Ass: "Hey frank your a loser whered you get that shirt? marshalls?
The Jerk Asses Posse: "Shut up Jerk Ass...."
jerk ass by sleekdizzle November 3, 2005

jerk ass 

someone who is stupid and inconsiderate towoards others
William Blue-Frick is a real ass clown because he likes to "schnoogle" with Chuy.
jerk ass by Big D May 1, 2004

jerk-ass ex machina

A god-like, magical, or other powerful force that is around the absolute least amount required to keep a plot moving, but is not exploited or around enough to be more useful than minimally necessary.
"The eagles in 'The Lord of the Rings' and the sentient ocean in 'Moana' are jerk-ass ex machina: They could have solved the entire problem right away by taking the McGuffin straight to its destination without subjecting anyone to a perilous adventure filled with murderous obstacles."
jerk-ass ex machina by Honeyko April 18, 2019

stupid jerk ass tits face

a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.
"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"
stupid jerk ass tits face by Evildawg December 20, 2008

ass-jerk 

n.- a person who conciously tries to irritate others; one who finds humor in annoying other people.
"I understand your mother never gave you attention as a child, Billy, but you're being a real ass-jerk.
ass-jerk by theDefiner December 3, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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