Someone who says something that leaves you in a state of bewilderment. You have nothing to say in reply.
by Larry October 20, 2003
by Terrell February 24, 2005
The Jerk Ass: "Hey frank your a loser whered you get that shirt? marshalls?
The Jerk Asses Posse: "Shut up Jerk Ass...."
The Jerk Asses Posse: "Shut up Jerk Ass...."
by sleekdizzle October 27, 2005
by Big D May 02, 2004
A god-like, magical, or other powerful force that is around the absolute least amount required to keep a plot moving, but is not exploited or around enough to be more useful than minimally necessary.
"The eagles in 'The Lord of the Rings' and the sentient ocean in 'Moana' are jerk-ass ex machina: They could have solved the entire problem right away by taking the McGuffin straight to its destination without subjecting anyone to a perilous adventure filled with murderous obstacles."
by Honeyko April 18, 2019
a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.
"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"
by Evildawg December 14, 2008
"I understand your mother never gave you attention as a child, Billy, but you're being a real ass-jerk.
by theDefiner December 03, 2004