8 definitions by Honeyko
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A god-like, magical, or other powerful force that is around the absolute least amount required to keep a plot moving, but is not exploited or around enough to be more useful than minimally necessary.
"The eagles in 'The Lord of the Rings' and the sentient ocean in 'Moana' are jerk-ass ex machina: They could have solved the entire problem right away by taking the McGuffin straight to its destination without subjecting anyone to a perilous adventure filled with murderous obstacles."
by Honeyko April 18, 2019
Commonly seen in lower-quality television series, this is the repetitive back-and-forth movement of an actor's eyes as he reads the cue cards held up off-camera behind the head of the other actor he's in a dialog scene with.
"Did you see the last episode of 'Arrow'? David Ramsey was cylon-eying like a metronome."
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by Honeyko April 20, 2015
The President of the United States, during these benighted times as America slips from moral leadership of the Free World into kleptocratic collectivism. (Derived from the appellation "commander-in-chief", reserved the the leader of the nation.)
"There isn't one bum in the race worth voting for. All they want to be is 'Thief in Chief'. Every one of 'em is a lying crook hoping the taxpayers still have a coin to squeeze before the nation collapses into insolvency."
by Honeyko March 9, 2016
Derived from the Ukrainian football (soccer) chant "Putin khuilo!" (literal: "Putin (is a) dickhead!"), later adopted by the Orange Revolution, "Putin's khuilo" is Donald Trump, whose appointment of pro-Putin staff, elimination of solidarity-with-Ukraine from the Republican platform (even as that country is being invaded), and association with Russian mob figures leave little to the imagination regarding his behind-the-scenes patronage.
The phrase asserts Trump is Putin's condom, or codpiece, as the Russian tyrant fucks the world through influencing the US to accomplish its objectives for it, and intercept the political fallout.
The phrase asserts Trump is Putin's condom, or codpiece, as the Russian tyrant fucks the world through influencing the US to accomplish its objectives for it, and intercept the political fallout.
"With Putin's khuilo in the White House, the US becomes a neo-Soviet satellite under Kremlin control."
by Honeyko August 6, 2016
N. UK slang referring to a retarded person, especially a Mongoloid idiot (i.e., someone with Down syndrome) grinning inappropriately and nodding their head while babbling incoherently. Commonly used as an insult.
"You don't want trouble, you shouldn't let them fuckin' noddies in here!" (noddies, plural of noddy)-- John Constantine, Hellblazer Vol. 2: The Devil You Know (New Edition), publ 2012
by Honeyko October 9, 2019
Coined in observation of the infamously wooden thespianship of Brie Larson, "larsoning" is the opposite of acting.
Richard C. Meyer asked "What is the opposite of acting?" during a trailer-review of "Captain Marvel"; the answer, dear intrepid reporter, is "larsoning".
by Honeyko December 4, 2018