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Handsome, kind-hearted man man willing to do anything for you
Jeppsen will do anything to take care of you
jeppsen by Faye1214 October 5, 2018
Words you can keep
A family name whose origins lie deep in the country of Tivoli Gardens and mermaids on rocks.
Comes from Jep and Sen
-jep: The emotional state directly between happiness and disbelief, as in the moment of realization that the thing that was too good to be true really was too good to be true.
-sen: A very sexy women

People with the name Jepsen are generally very nice guys, who like their name, are sexy women ;p and pride themselves on blond hair, and techno music :)

it is impossible not to love someone with the name Jepsen
-Jesus did you see that Jepsen
-yeh! He really was a blond sexy women!
-I'm going to get ill with the Hannay again cause of him!
Jepsen by clashedwithin January 17, 2009

carly rae jepsen 

Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but heres my number
so call me maybe?
I love carly rae jepsen song.

Carly Rae Jepsen 

The newest attack in the Canadian/American War.

It all started with The United States attacking Canada with Miley Cyrus' single "Can't be Tamed"

Canada fought back by sending Justin Bieber, and turning millions of little girls into "Belieber" zombies.

In a desperate attempt to end the war, The United States attacked with Rebecca Black's "Friday" For a long time, it was thought that the war had ended at this point.

Canada recently just attacked the United States with their newest weapon : Carly Rae Jepsen and her single "Call me Maybe" It is yet to be determined if the United States will be able to gather the strength and troops to fight back
1. Miley Cyrus : Can't be Tamed
2. Justin Bieber : My World My World 2.0 Believe
3. Rebecca Black: Friday
4. Carly Rae Jepsen : Call me Maybe
Carly Rae Jepsen by mckaymckay October 16, 2012

Carly Rae Jepsen 

Carly Rae Jepsen is a popular, Canadian singer/songwriter who is most known for her songs Call Me Maybe, Good Time, and Tonight I'm Getting Over You. She placed 3rd place on Canadian Idol, which jump started her music Career. She has an amazing, unique, smooth, beautiful and gentle voice that is most evident in her first album "Tug Of War" and during her Canadian Idol audition. She is a rising artist which will eventually be HUGE around the world!
Girl: Hey do you know Carly Rae Jepsen?
Guy: Ya bro, I love her song Tonight I'm Getting Over You!!
Girl: Same, but I like her older music too, her voice is so soft but unique.
Guy: Really? I'm going to go listen to it now, I'm a huge Carly fan.
Girl: Same, I'm her #1 fan!
Carly Rae Jepsen by IdOntCare March 29, 2013

Jepsen-ed 

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.
Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"
Jepsen-ed by RayneBeau November 5, 2012

Jeppeneseren 

A Danish guy in Dubai smoking shisha.
Jeppeneseren likes his shisha with the taste of Cult Shaker Sport.
Jeppeneseren by pandongo May 3, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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