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A Jeezler is a (name) to call someone when you are really lost for words, it could mean anything you want it to mean
THAT guy over their looks like a jeezler
jeezler by NewfieBud November 8, 2015
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Jeezle-Petes 

An obscure expression heard mainly in the mid-west. A way for these humble folks living out in the bible belt to experience the ultimate stress reliever; sighing "Jesus Christ", without the feeling like they are taking the lord's name in vain.
Cashier: That'd be $299 please
Hoosier: JEEZLE-PETES! Thanks Obama...
Jeezle-Petes by xenomorph8472 September 17, 2014
You bastard, you jeezled me!
Jeezled by Travoltine August 7, 2008
slang regarding Jesus Christ.
Jeezer will pwn j00!

you need Jeezer...
Jeezer by ZeppelinManiac October 18, 2008

sneezely jeezers 

Something you should say instead of 'bless you' when someone sneezes.
Person: *sneezes*
Me: Sneezely jeezers!!
Person: wtf ok

jeezers kriced! 

An exclamation of surprise, horror, pain, disgust, et cetera a misspelling of the name of a religious icon from obscure mythology.
Jeezers kriced! (Or just "Jeezers!") Check the size of the ass on that bitch! Has it just gotten dark?
jeezers kriced! by jacobsjacobs September 4, 2013

jeezless 

An explitive form of “jesus” popularized by the youtube engineering personality AvE. By extension, retaining rings, a common fastener in mechanical design are referred to as “jeezless clips”.
“The jeezless spring shot across the empire of dirt never to be seen again”
jeezless by fickityfack September 14, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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