jeezler 

A Jeezler is a (name) to call someone when you are really lost for words, it could mean anything you want it to mean

THAT guy over their looks like a jeezler

jeezler by NewfieBud November 8, 2015

Jeezle-Petes 

An obscure expression heard mainly in the mid-west. A way for these humble folks living out in the bible belt to experience the ultimate stress reliever; sighing "Jesus Christ", without the feeling like they are taking the lord's name in vain.

Cashier: That'd be $299 please
Hoosier: JEEZLE-PETES! Thanks Obama...

Jeezle-Petes by xenomorph8472 September 17, 2014

Jeezled 

To be fuckled

You bastard, you jeezled me!

Jeezled by Travoltine August 7, 2008

Jeezer 

slang regarding Jesus Christ.

Jeezer will pwn j00!

you need Jeezer...

Jeezer by ZeppelinManiac October 18, 2008

sneezely jeezers 

Something you should say instead of 'bless you' when someone sneezes.

Person: *sneezes*
Me: Sneezely jeezers!!
Person: wtf ok

sneezely jeezers by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

jeezers kriced! 

An exclamation of surprise, horror, pain, disgust, et cetera a misspelling of the name of a religious icon from obscure mythology.

Jeezers kriced! (Or just "Jeezers!") Check the size of the ass on that bitch! Has it just gotten dark?

jeezers kriced! by jacobsjacobs September 4, 2013

jeezless 

An explitive form of “jesus” popularized by the youtube engineering personality AvE. By extension, retaining rings, a common fastener in mechanical design are referred to as “jeezless clips”.

“The jeezless spring shot across the empire of dirt never to be seen again”

jeezless by fickityfack September 14, 2020