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An exclamation of surprise, horror, pain, disgust, et cetera a misspelling of the name of a religious icon from obscure mythology.
Jeezers kriced! (Or just "Jeezers!") Check the size of the ass on that bitch! Has it just gotten dark?
by jacobsjacobs September 03, 2013

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Menstruating
I think my blood pressure is really low! I nearly fainted at work today and I had to sit down on the bathroom floor!

Well maybe you're pregnant?

I'm DEFINITELY not pregnant. I'm on the rag.

Ah! If you're slaughtering then low BP and anemia is likely.
by jacobsjacobs September 03, 2013

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