jeezle 

A form of the phrase "oh my gosh". A phrase normally used in the time of disbelief and awe.

"Jeezle-pete's! My car broke down today!"

jeezle by Carry Underwood January 28, 2012

Jeezle-Petes 

An obscure expression heard mainly in the mid-west. A way for these humble folks living out in the bible belt to experience the ultimate stress reliever; sighing "Jesus Christ", without the feeling like they are taking the lord's name in vain.

Cashier: That'd be $299 please
Hoosier: JEEZLE-PETES! Thanks Obama...

Jeezle-Petes by xenomorph8472 September 17, 2014

jeegle 

something or someone with no energy or strength, not unlike an egg

Oscar: Stop being so jeegle

jeegle by suprememe egg February 7, 2018

Jeeple 

Noun: Jeep + People. Jeeple describes the comradery and cult-like mentality of Jeep owners, most commonly seen with owners of extensively modified Jeeps but affects all Jeep lovers alike. Jeeple have coined the terms such as "It's a Jeep thing" and actions such as the "Jeep Wave".

If you're not a Jeeple, then fuck you!

Jeeple by Burrito! August 17, 2011

Jeezie C 

The hip and funky-fresh name of Jesus Christ.

"Yo, I was chillin' with Jeezie C when I OD'd last night. He's a cool guy and he's got it goin' on without bein' all up ins in all the wrong places. Know what I'm sayin' G?"

"No."

Jeezie C by I think gavels should be called law-hammers October 8, 2005

jeeplet 

Slang term for compact or subcompact short-wheelbase SUVs such as the Chevrolet/Geo Tracker or the Suzuki Sidekick. Sometimes "pimped" by rednecks by adding ridiculously huge tires, fog lights, rollbars, and the like. Typically ridiculed by most, until one realises how economical they can be. Jeeplets tend to have a high rollover risk but can be quite capable on offroad courses if modified correctly.

(H2 owner): You look so gay driving that little jeeplet around. What's it got, a four-banger? Lame.
(Person 2): Perhaps... But at least I don't get 2 miles per gallon driving that wasteful, American pile of shit!

jeeplet by nezwick September 5, 2008

jeebles mcgreebles 

Exploitive used when something goes awry.

Jeebles Mcgreebles! I just shit myself again!

jeebles mcgreebles by Jeeblesmcgreebles May 28, 2014