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Jeezle-Petes 

An obscure expression heard mainly in the mid-west. A way for these humble folks living out in the bible belt to experience the ultimate stress reliever; sighing "Jesus Christ", without the feeling like they are taking the lord's name in vain.
Cashier: That'd be $299 please
Hoosier: JEEZLE-PETES! Thanks Obama...
Jeezle-Petes by xenomorph8472 September 17, 2014
A Jeezler is a (name) to call someone when you are really lost for words, it could mean anything you want it to mean
THAT guy over their looks like a jeezler
jeezler by NewfieBud November 8, 2015
to get ripped off
"swiss chalet jeezed me with my coupons!"
jeezed by mel_a December 28, 2008

jeezless 

An explitive form of “jesus” popularized by the youtube engineering personality AvE. By extension, retaining rings, a common fastener in mechanical design are referred to as “jeezless clips”.
“The jeezless spring shot across the empire of dirt never to be seen again”
jeezless by fickityfack September 14, 2020
A form of the phrase "oh my gosh". A phrase normally used in the time of disbelief and awe.
"Jeezle-pete's! My car broke down today!"
jeezle by Carry Underwood January 28, 2012

jeezed up 

Derogatory word for going to church, usually reserved for referring to other people or when one has to go to church when they don't want to.
I just walked past two kids carrying cateschism textbooks. I bet they were going to get jeezed up.
OR
When I was a kid my parents used to make me go get jeezed up every Sunday morning.
jeezed up by Rev. Pasternack April 24, 2008