3 definitions by fickityfack

Adjective used to denote an object, device, or system which has inexplicably gone horribly wrong.
John: dude can you give a lift this morning?
Anna: nah my truck’s gone fuckwise and I’ve not had time to fix it, I’m taking the bus today
by fickityfack September 14, 2020
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An alternate, maybe less offensive and certainly more confusing form of “sweet jesus
*me, on a mountain hike*: sweet yeezys that’s one heck of a drop
my friend: tf did you just say *pushes me over said drop*
by fickityfack September 14, 2020
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An explitive form of “jesus” popularized by the youtube engineering personality AvE. By extension, retaining rings, a common fastener in mechanical design are referred to as “jeezless clips”.
“The jeezless spring shot across the empire of dirt never to be seen again”
by fickityfack September 14, 2020
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