Jeezerati

a community of Christians who are exceedingly devoted to Jesus Christ. It is treated as a plural.

They are counted among the Jeezerati.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 29, 2014

Geezerati

An old person's car.

What a Geezerati, that Oldsmobile driven by Gramps has had its turn signal on for 5 minutes!

by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

Jazeeratized

Al Jazeera is a pan Arab satellite channel recently launching new sub channels in other languages like English, Persian and Turkish, supposed to be unbiased and professional, turned to be biased hawkish and very unprofessional, they had to fabricate info to serve their warmongering in the so called Arab Spring

Mr. X is Jazeeratized, he believes what mass media channels show him without applying his common sense.

by Arabi Souri November 17, 2011

jeneration jeans

the transition from the jeans of today-baggy jeans that sag past ur knees
to the jeans of tommorow-tighter than emo jeans that go up to ur nipples

The future...

Grandaughter:arent these jeans cute? they go past my boobs!

Grandma:ew gross! wat the fuck is that! when i was a little we wore our jeans at our knees! what has happened to the world! These jeneration jeans! People are not as they used to be!

by missey May 4, 2008

geezerati

Senior citizens who either are, or think they are, still hip and cool.

Seeing a white haired guy ride away from the 7-11 on a Harley with his Maalox in a sack, "Oh yeah, another member of the geezerati."

Watching 3 old women pull away from you in a half-marathon, "Holy crap, I've been dusted by the geezerati!"

by gophigure July 15, 2009

Jefferation

A phrased yelled when you are owned utterly in the most epic random way.

Oh my god, where did that guy come from? fucking jefferation!

by Stanley Z. December 16, 2008

Jeezerwink

A jovial sounding term used to deceive another person regarding the timeframe required to complete some action; especially when the actual timeframe is extensive or unknown.
(Note: There is currently no word in the American lexicon to address this common situation).

(Etymology: Jeezer- The root of the word hints that the timeframe is short and is intended to ease any worries regarding a lengthy timeframe. Wink- is intended to imply jest and acknowledge that the timeframe is extensive or unknown).

1. The General announced that the troops will return in a jeezerwink. 2. Honey, I'm going to meet some friends for a beer and I'll be home in a jeezerwink.

by Bionicbob January 15, 2022