jeRkz
a counterstrike clan led by stup!D or p00kie along with thL, Hoon?, sOuLjA, N!SM0, m!sS r!EnE, and BabY KiSsEz
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Suicide Jerk
When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.
Suicide Jerk by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010
the old pump and jerk
1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.
2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.
2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.
the old pump and jerk by themaskednwker September 14, 2013
Stop Flipping My Jerker
Stop Flipping My Jerker by StopFlippingMyJerker69 October 18, 2018
Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast
when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.
I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"
Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast by weiny0402 November 7, 2018
Spicy Jerk
The sadness induced masturbation caused by Law Enforcement's refusal to come to your aide after you report that your Lasagna is haunted by ghosts
The police told me: STOP CALLING! But I told them... I told th-Snort, my lasagnia eaten bai ghost! crying, I get sad, and do a Spicy Jerk! - Vargskelethor: Super Ghostbusters (Full Album), Track 5: Ghastbisten
Spicy Jerk by Egg-Z December 15, 2018
jerk sesh
slang for jerk-off session: the event; past, present, or future; where a male has allotted himself several minutes to several hours for nothing other than private, uninterrupted masturbation. A jerk sesh is typically accompanied by one or several forms of visually stimulating material i.e. internet pornography, magazines, movies, etc.
jerk sesh by Ladies got the ERJ December 26, 2011