Hoon

According to the New South Wales Government in Australia, anyone who drives more than 10km/h.

Narrator: This Week on A Current Affair
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills!
Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone!
*Pictures of mangled cars*
Politically correct guy: What about the children!
Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off*
Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair...

by Mycarstopspeedisonly180kmph:( December 27, 2012

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Another way to refer to cigarettes

Jim: “Yo man, you got any cigarettes I can smoke?”
Johnny: “Yeah bro. You tryna crank these hoons out back?”

by Crankinhoons December 25, 2017

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To engage in mischief in a motor vehicle

We were hooning about in the parking lot last night

It was snowing, so he went to hoon the car.

Would you like to accompany me for some hoonage?

by DevolutionEX January 09, 2011

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A word used to describe a person who uses cars, motorcycles, or marine power vessels for recreation and fun instead of getting from A to B.

Bystander: "Wow that man is enjoying himself letting the power of his beast lay rubber all over the road whilst the car moves at an extremly dangourous speed of about 2Km/H!"

Cop/Granny/Journalist: "Arrest that hoon at once! they are having too much fun!"

by that red toyota that flew past January 09, 2009

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