jbake 

massive goon with a big heart and will kick anyones ass who fucks with his friends

jbake fucked that kid up

jbake by bamf26 January 28, 2009

jippy jake 

1. A douchebag. A paid or part time firefighter/medic that likes to tell others of how important he is and that he can solve all of life's emergency needs.

2. Jippy Jake has all the training, fresh out of the academy, with maybe 3 to 5 years of diluted experience and wants to help... Only he hasn't the slightest fucking clue of what he's suppose to be doing.

3. Jippy Jake likes to belittle the public he is suppose to be serving and spends countless hours on social media and on his ass at the station, trash talking volunteers and paid on call firefighters and EMTs.

4. Jippy Jake will never talk shit in person. He is a coward and doesn't want to get his ass beat by the real Firefighters. He never actually even takes vitals on medical calls nor lifts a finger on fire calls, again, clueless coward.

E24C: "who is that sitting on his ass in the third due apparatus while everyone else is tending to injured and putting out the fire?"

Batt2: "That's Parnell, he's a Jippy Jake bitch pretending to be important, his own guys don't even want him on scene."

jippy jake by Chits_gettin-real June 29, 2014

Jake Sim 

/noun/ a very charming man; he is born with sharp features especially his lips and his nose. raised in a very wealthy home but grow with a very humble heart. loves dog especially Layla and is really good at playing violin and soccer.

Example : Thank you Lord for giving me a great man in my life, i will treasure Jake Sim forever.

Jake Sim by ür mate harin • ᴗ • June 7, 2021

Jake Paul 

The Scum Of The Internet Who Somehow Has A Following Of 10M 10 Year Olds.

Person: Who Is Your Idol Kiddo?
Kid: JAKE PAUL!!1
Person: *loads shotgun*

Jake Paul by Infinity0706 May 13, 2018

Jake Peralta 

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool noice toit cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

“Who keeps saying cool and noice and toit and no doubt”

“Oh it’s only Jake Peralta”

Jake Peralta by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019

Jake Paul 

A synonym for a mentally retarded person.

Person1 = I licked my own ass crack
Person2= You are just like Jake Paul

Jake Paul by vocal percussion May 26, 2020

Jake Paul 

A direct example of why abortion should remain legal.

You’re pro-life because every child is precious? Well, what about Jake Paul?

Jake Paul by MrsJareth February 25, 2018