3 definition by vocal percussion

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A synonym for a mentally retarded person.
Person1 = I licked my own ass crack
Person2= You are just like Jake Paul
by vocal percussion May 26, 2020

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A slang for meth
Person1 (stereotypically British) - Oi bruv, hand that crank over.
Person2 (also stereotypically British) - Yeah sure mate, how much do you need, also ya mum is peng
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by vocal percussion June 16, 2020

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Annoying little twats that track your carbon monoxide and bite the shit out of you
Person: Fuck i got bit by a mosquito
Person2: Watch out for those blood sucking cunts
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by vocal percussion June 27, 2020

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