jarvid 

To bring misfortune to an almost guaranteed outcome

“Great bet. The Lions are 100% covering the spread. You can take that to the bank” “Thanks a lot, you just jarvid my bet”

jarvid by Raddad December 9, 2022

jarvital 

The feeling you get in any one of your body parts when Donald J. Trump is about to win the Republican nomination, and ultimately, the United States Presidency.

Person 1: "Did you hear Bernie Sanders lost to Hillary Clinton in the primary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the thought of how bad she is going to get cucked by Donald Trump gives me a jarvital breast."
Person 1: "Me, too. Are you up for a salad?"

jarvital by FriendlyJarvialFeelings July 11, 2016

Jarvis

To ‘jarvis’ something is a term commonly used amongst medical professionals when a colleague causes a patient to let blood unnecessarily during a routine procedure.

By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.

Dammit Franklin, if you jarvis one more IV I swear to God...

David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.

Jarvis by RTDB September 4, 2018

Javid 

Derived from the Persian word "Eternal"

Bet you never knew that! 8D

Anyone who is named Javid/Javed will live for an eternity! lol

Javid by SwiftJaws October 8, 2011

Retarded Jarvis

When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.

“Oh great... we have a retarded Jarvis.”

Retarded Jarvis by Levaphed February 9, 2019

Jarvis Cocker 

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

Jarvis Cocker by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006

Jarvie 

An all round natural sportsman, true gentleman and very courteous to teachers. Extremely punctual and polite towards other people and always an engaging conversationalist. Fresh, minty breath that excites the females and is the envy of many males. His diet consists of primarily salmon and protein shakes. The name Jarvie as such is of some etymological interest:

"Jar" - According to the national Tasmanian language, Jar means huge or massive.

"Vie" - Is defined in the National Hobart Dictionary as meaning muscles, muscle definition/10, mass, bulk or extreme tonage.

Today, Jarvie can be loosely translated in English to mean: "Do You Even Lift?"

Boy 1: Hey man I see you've been working out!
Boy 2: Yeah man I'm trying to go full Jarvie.
Boy 3: Full Jarvie?

Boy 77: Full Jarvie.
Boy 180397: Never go full Jarvie.

Jarvie by Zinglebatwizard May 7, 2013