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an extremely bangin kid from new B mass all the girls wanna do
cute girl: yooo you know jarid
Cute girl2: omg hes so hot
cute girl: yea id let him beat
by cute chick September 09, 2006
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1. The reason for why the world turns
2. One who gets all the hoes
3. Wish you were him but arent
4. The illest nigga alive
Bob: Damn man Jarid just took my girl
Rick: Aw damn Jarid?? thats the fourth time this day he's taken your girl
by Big tygga January 27, 2011
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Scum of the earth, a peice of shit person who only cares about himself
i would call jarid a piece of shit but shit was once food and it was usefull..
by jambi2816 June 15, 2019
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Jarid is an asshole! He looks like a potato and he works with flowers
Cool guy:is that jarid

Friend:yeah that is him

Cool guy:yeah he is such a losee
by Coolkid19182647 May 08, 2019
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The guy who works at subway, a wholesome guy who holds a good moral code but is also an accused sex offender simply because he is too great that people must make up things to make him stoop down to their level.
"On Jah? No, on Jarid."

"Jarid is like an elegant seal, large and lovable."
by ColintheJew February 27, 2019
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