Jarvi'd 

The act of enjoying anal sex so much that it now the preferred method of having sex.

She was so crazy last night, she was really into being Jarvi'd

Jarvi'd by Greg1973 March 7, 2015

jarvis dick suck 

when a girl is sucking your dick and she straight up turns into iron man

"Ayo bro my girlfriend gave me the jarvis dick suck"
"Dude what get out of my house who are you"

jarvis dick suck by enter186here March 25, 2025

jarvid 

To bring misfortune to an almost guaranteed outcome

“Great bet. The Lions are 100% covering the spread. You can take that to the bank” “Thanks a lot, you just jarvid my bet”

jarvid by Raddad December 9, 2022

dylan jarvis 

an amazing person who is good at everything he does. most dylan jarvis's are atractive and are the life of a party because they love to get shwasted!

That Dylan Jarvis kid is totally fuckin that donkey! He is so cool! I wish I could be like him!

dylan jarvis by dylanjarvis October 3, 2012

Dude-Javi-Bro 

A conundrum indeed. "Dude-Javi...bro" has been used in more contexts than I care to recall. But there is one consistent message conveyed whenever "Dude-Javi-bro" is uttered. That message is either along the vein of really positive, such as something exceptionally cool or amazing or shocking that transpired, or something negative, as if someone just buggled and screwed up.

Example for I:
You step outside your car on to the cool ground of dusk as you stroll into a party destined to be rife with ganja and brew. And then the words "Dude-Javi-bro" escape your mouth and just fit perfectly in the scenario.

Example II (the negative one)
You just finish a sweet bowl out of lux and everyone is real faded. Your bro starts to load another bowl, meanwhile some guy in the car (or house or whatever venue) accidentally knocks the entire bowl out onto the ground/carpet. Then a rosy faced and disappointed bro exclaims "Dude!-Javi-bro" a-mix with a slur of other obscene remarks and gestures.

Dude-Javi-Bro by Chadbro April 14, 2008

daddy jarvis 

The Leader of the cult of Toast, The More You know, he's also a very hot male who turns me on, he is my HEROOOOO.

Daddy Jarvis is all you need

daddy jarvis by Herodonkey January 11, 2017

Luka Dylan John Jarvis 

Shorter than a hagenisse

Luka Dylan John Jarvis

Luka Dylan John Jarvis by SNobben33 April 1, 2019