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An all round natural sportsman, true gentleman and very courteous to teachers. Extremely punctual and polite towards other people and always an engaging conversationalist. Fresh, minty breath that excites the females and is the envy of many males. His diet consists of primarily salmon and protein shakes. The name Jarvie as such is of some etymological interest:

"Jar" - According to the national Tasmanian language, Jar means huge or massive.

"Vie" - Is defined in the National Hobart Dictionary as meaning muscles, muscle definition/10, mass, bulk or extreme tonage.

Today, Jarvie can be loosely translated in English to mean: "Do You Even Lift?"
Boy 1: Hey man I see you've been working out!
Boy 2: Yeah man I'm trying to go full Jarvie.
Boy 3: Full Jarvie?

Boy 77: Full Jarvie.
Boy 180397: Never go full Jarvie.
Jarvie by Zinglebatwizard May 7, 2013
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To pull a Jarvie, or someone who has Jarvie’d, is to make plans with someone and then break those plans at the last minute.

While not as severe as flaking, since you end up notifying others that you can’t make it ahead of time with at least some notice, pulling a Jarvie is almost as frustrating.
Person 1: Do you see much of John lately?

Person 2: Nah, I was even down his way with plans to catch up, which he accepted, but he Jarvie’d
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An uncommon name, used for either girls or boys.
Literally meaning a hackney coach.
Also means, strong warrior, (according to runes).

Usually given to a younger sister.

Alternative spellings include;

Jarvey
Javi
Jarvee
Jarvii
Jaavey
Older sister: Hey Jarvie- fancy going for a bike ride?
Younger sister: Yeah sure, Keira.
Jarvie by PedroMadeira July 12, 2009

Jarvie Eyes 

The eyes may close or appear 'lazy' when under the influence of alcohol or severe intoxification. However the person may not be asleep, but will have the appearance of being asleep.
A few too many Jagerbombs, a few minutes later... boom and the lids are closed. Commonly known as 'Jarvie Eyes'.
Jarvie Eyes by Kernowlover December 8, 2012

jarvital 

The feeling you get in any one of your body parts when Donald J. Trump is about to win the Republican nomination, and ultimately, the United States Presidency.
Person 1: "Did you hear Bernie Sanders lost to Hillary Clinton in the primary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the thought of how bad she is going to get cucked by Donald Trump gives me a jarvital breast."
Person 1: "Me, too. Are you up for a salad?"

Yuan Javier 

The type of person that smells like sweat and shit at the same time, his smell is so bad you can't endure him for five seconds straight
Lmao, that guy smells like Yuan Javier
To ‘jarvis’ something is a term commonly used amongst medical professionals when a colleague causes a patient to let blood unnecessarily during a routine procedure.

By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.
Dammit Franklin, if you jarvis one more IV I swear to God...

David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.
Jarvis by RTDB September 4, 2018