jankface

john yoo: the korean man from bensalem who smokes 5 packs a day... he barely knows english but i love him just the same.

jankface is my bff. he is so more better than me!

jankface by majjyboo April 17, 2005

junkface 

A marketing ploy by Neutrogena that seeks to create a demand for a product we don't need on the premise that what we've been doing is wrong. Specifically, that we should segregate our bathing products. Junkface is in fact a myth, one more product created by our shitty consumerist society to convince us that we are inadequate.

"Maybe I'll finally be happy if I buy into the idea that junkface is actually a thing I should be concerned about."

"I just realized the reason I hate myself is because I have junkface. Thanks Neutrogena!"

junkface by lewdmaterials July 26, 2014

Jackface 

A term used to describe the contorted facial expression Matthew Fox's character, "Jack Shephard", makes when he is angry, yelling, or just plain acting crazy on the television show "Lost"

"Did you see that awesome Jackface Jack made when he was shooting at 'The Others' last night on Lost?"

Jackface by Bob the Rook July 30, 2008

Ultimate Jackface 

The Ultimate Jackface is a meme from the Lostpedia Forums in which the member JoeyeoJ discovered a moment in the penultimate Lost episode "What They Died For" in which Jack Shephard, played by Matthew Fox, looks directly at the camera. The original poster continued to post various pictures, including Lost screenshots, in which the face is inserted into the shot. Sometimes text is included and sometimes they are in a multi-panel form like a Dinosaur Hed, a similar meme from the Lostpedia Forums. Other members of the forum have also taken to making these. The name references the various faces that Matthew Fox makes while playing the character of Jack, which have become known as Jackfaces.

Have you seen the Ultimate Jackface yet?
No, what is it?
Dude, it's crazy! Foxy looks directly at the camera!
He breaks the fourth wall? In Lost?! I gotta see this!

Ultimate Jackface by Yossarian2342 May 25, 2010

Junkface 

It's what you get when you wash your face with the same thing you use to wash your junk.

"Steve only has one bar of soap in the shower. He totally has junkface."

Junkface by pantstotherescu June 27, 2014

jackface 

1. A good insult for someone when you're bored of the standard insults and you want to try something new.

2. A term used to describe someone who is being a jackface.

"That guy Don is a real jackface."

jackface by Captain Ed August 6, 2004

JunkFace 

The act of stripping down naked and doing a handstand, resting your legs against the door frame, while the woman is in the bathroom doing her business. Once she's done she will open the door and walk face first into your junk. The door must open inward for this to work.

I told the wife I'll give her a surprise. She was "surprised" when she received the junkface from me this morning.

JunkFace by Alex N. aka alexsexyman June 28, 2011