jankface
john yoo: the korean man from bensalem who smokes 5 packs a day... he barely knows english but i love him just the same.
jankface is my bff. he is so more better than me!
Words you can keep
junkface
A marketing ploy by Neutrogena that seeks to create a demand for a product we don't need on the premise that what we've been doing is wrong. Specifically, that we should segregate our bathing products. Junkface is in fact a myth, one more product created by our shitty consumerist society to convince us that we are inadequate.
"Maybe I'll finally be happy if I buy into the idea that junkface is actually a thing I should be concerned about."
"I just realized the reason I hate myself is because I have junkface. Thanks Neutrogena!"
"I just realized the reason I hate myself is because I have junkface. Thanks Neutrogena!"
junkface by lewdmaterials July 26, 2014
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Jackface
A term used to describe the contorted facial expression Matthew Fox's character, "Jack Shephard", makes when he is angry, yelling, or just plain acting crazy on the television show "Lost"
"Did you see that awesome Jackface Jack made when he was shooting at 'The Others' last night on Lost?"
Jackface by Bob the Rook July 30, 2008
Ultimate Jackface
The Ultimate Jackface is a meme from the Lostpedia Forums in which the member JoeyeoJ discovered a moment in the penultimate Lost episode "What They Died For" in which Jack Shephard, played by Matthew Fox, looks directly at the camera. The original poster continued to post various pictures, including Lost screenshots, in which the face is inserted into the shot. Sometimes text is included and sometimes they are in a multi-panel form like a Dinosaur Hed, a similar meme from the Lostpedia Forums. Other members of the forum have also taken to making these. The name references the various faces that Matthew Fox makes while playing the character of Jack, which have become known as Jackfaces.
Have you seen the Ultimate Jackface yet?
No, what is it?
Dude, it's crazy! Foxy looks directly at the camera!
He breaks the fourth wall? In Lost?! I gotta see this!
No, what is it?
Dude, it's crazy! Foxy looks directly at the camera!
He breaks the fourth wall? In Lost?! I gotta see this!
Ultimate Jackface by Yossarian2342 May 25, 2010
Junkface
Junkface by pantstotherescu June 27, 2014
jackface
1. A good insult for someone when you're bored of the standard insults and you want to try something new.
2. A term used to describe someone who is being a jackface.
2. A term used to describe someone who is being a jackface.
jackface by Captain Ed August 6, 2004
JunkFace
The act of stripping down naked and doing a handstand, resting your legs against the door frame, while the woman is in the bathroom doing her business. Once she's done she will open the door and walk face first into your junk. The door must open inward for this to work.
I told the wife I'll give her a surprise. She was "surprised" when she received the junkface from me this morning.
JunkFace by Alex N. aka alexsexyman June 28, 2011
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.