junkface

A marketing ploy by Neutrogena that seeks to create a demand for a product we don't need on the premise that what we've been doing is wrong. Specifically, that we should segregate our bathing products. Junkface is in fact a myth, one more product created by our shitty consumerist society to convince us that we are inadequate.

"Maybe I'll finally be happy if I buy into the idea that junkface is actually a thing I should be concerned about."

"I just realized the reason I hate myself is because I have junkface. Thanks Neutrogena!"

by lewdmaterials July 26, 2014

Junkface

It's what you get when you wash your face with the same thing you use to wash your junk.

"Steve only has one bar of soap in the shower. He totally has junkface."

by pantstotherescu June 27, 2014

JunkFace

The act of stripping down naked and doing a handstand, resting your legs against the door frame, while the woman is in the bathroom doing her business. Once she's done she will open the door and walk face first into your junk. The door must open inward for this to work.

I told the wife I'll give her a surprise. She was "surprised" when she received the junkface from me this morning.

by Alex N. aka alexsexyman June 28, 2011

JuckFace

The traditional foul weather gear worn by Juckets located in Freetown, Lakeville and Rochester areas of Massachusetts. This "rain gear" is made from typical household trash bags with three strategically cut holes- one for the Jucket's neck/head and two arm holes. In the not so unlikely event that a particular Jucket may have lost an arm in a combine accident or when a car fell off the cinder block while the Jucket slept underneath in mid day slumber, the Juckface can be simply cut with one arm hole. Color of JuckFace gear is white or heavier gauge black in winter months when weather is more severe.

Hey, yo...check out Eric in that kick ass JuckFace, he's ready to go fishin, rain or shine.

by Slim1967 August 25, 2012

jankface

john yoo: the korean man from bensalem who smokes 5 packs a day... he barely knows english but i love him just the same.

jankface is my bff. he is so more better than me!

by majjyboo April 17, 2005

Junk face

Being so fucked on any type of illicit drug you lose control of your facial features. Most commonly induced by poppers or exctasy.

"check out james or should i say junk face his own mother wouldn't recognise him in the state he's in"

by Brano December 15, 2008