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jande-haan 

Slang used primarily in New England states of U.S. which refers to a cheap prostitute who possess one or more Venereal diseases (STDs). Word is derived from the Indian word for whore.
1. John you look like shit, are you sure that filthy bitch you hooked up with wasn't a jande-haan.

2. Check out that streetwalker she must be a jande-haan because she looks like she has the HIV.
jande-haan by John Hubner April 2, 2007
Related Words
jander • Janded • Jandek • jandel • Jandell • Janderr • jandeva • jande • jande-haan • jandee

Jade leMac

An actually perfect human being. Follow her on Tiktok @jadelemac
have you heard of Jade leMac?

ofc I have, who hasn’t?
Jade leMac by LettuceBec001 October 16, 2019

get her jade 

A way of agreeing or showing support for a read or shade.

Drag Queen/ Gay slang.
Jade To Alyssa: If I was gonna judge anyone, I'd judge you on that body where them shoulders should match them hips, but they dont...

Coco: Ahaaaaaa. Get her jade!
get her jade by frooby1 June 14, 2018

Jade Thirlwall 

Jeed

"Let’s make this clear - no man defines MY happiness. I DEFINE MY HAPPINESS. And the right man will add to that, not determine it." - Jade Thirlwall, 2018
Jade Thirlwall - the mother of gays
Jade Thirlwall by MixerlandTeacher February 2, 2019

The Bronze Jade 

Famous Basketball Player of the Los Angeles Lakers with a net worth of 1 Billion as of 2022
“This place is called the Bronze Jade Art Gallery” Cordelia continued.
The Bronze Jade by Maelae August 20, 2022
A state of disillusionment and sadness. You see through everything and have no illusions about what is true. So many negative things have happened that it becomes difficult to stay positive about what once gave you hope and joy. Sometimes you might think there's hope, but then more negative things happen in the aspect you are jaded in, and you become more jaded. This can be felt in many different aspects: Love, friendship, politics, trust, music, objects, etc.

Actions, people, places and things can all leave you jaded.
"She tried so hard but always failed in his eyes. She became jaded and stopped caring about him, but now she has no attraction to anyone else either once they get close to her or even attempt to."

or "She's SO jaded that she will never fall in love again. She can't, she sees through everyone and their intentions. Even her best friend wasn't there for her when she needed her most. Now she has no faith in anyone as a friend, how could she? No one has ever been there for her like she would be and has been for them."

or "She's jaded and alone, but she'll be fine, b/c she doesn't need anyone. Not for more than the basic necessities. She doesn't trust anyone with her heart anymore and is highly cautious of letting anyone in."

Or "She thought there would be a good candidate for once in the 2012 elections, but the primaries were rigged and she became jaded with the whole political charade"

or "She kept on buying headphones b/c one earbud would always give out. She began to expect it and figured it would always happen. She became jaded with cheap headphones. She bought a $20 pair that still work to this day, she will never get cheap ones again. And if she does, she knows what to expect" (lol)
Jaded by SophiNightBird September 8, 2015
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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