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Jandek, the oblivious leader of a small internet Soulseek cult. Many people E-gather and raise their hands in the air to hail and worship Jandek their "master". Many people stare to the sky to let their master know their hailige is true. There is no Jesus, there is no God, there is only Jandek and his many, many wise LPs since 1978.
Oh Jandek, oh wise one, hail Jandek my master, we salute you, we hail you, we worship Jandek.
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Jandek • Janek • Janneke • jander • Janded • jandel • Jandell • Janieke • jadek • Janderr
the leader of a country whose name consists of neither vowels nor consonants
Jandek, of ----------------------------
jandek by Kevin Gilmartin March 25, 2005
A name chosen for Jungkook of BTS by armys from Czech Republic.

The name was first mentioned by Tess the MAMINA of slavic armys in a famous tweet called "Janek being Janek". Polish armys noticed and decided that it's the cutest nickname so they want to incorporate into their own vocabulary along with names for the rest of Bangtan Boys. This was the start of integration between Polish, Czech and Slovak armys.
Janek is in a band together with Jachym, Tibor, Norbert, Hanus, Pepa and Stefan.
I love all of BTS the same but I would only ask Janek how he likes his eggs in the morning because I'd love to be the one making them.

Janek zabijak
A beautiful girl whose smile can light up the room. She will get the most loveliest boyfriend and take immense precaution of their relationship. A Janneke will get hurt but will always retaliate stronger than ever.
"I really wish I could find a girl like Janneke"
"She has a boyfriend, of couse"
"...dammit."
Janneke by ZoSMURF September 25, 2011
To go or wander somewhere casually.
You can't just jander on in like that, you need to register first!
jander by keanu2020 June 30, 2019
A young beautiful female that's very funny energetic but lovable.
She act's just like a Janeek
Janeek by LaLaLadyLove March 6, 2009
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