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junderpants
junderpants by TimmerOU812 June 25, 2012
janner-klausner
janner-klausner by Natan french June 15, 2009
Junky Janker
A Junky Janker will make any video known to man he also sounds like a cat, specifically a blue one, or that one kid from that was in that zombie show
Junky Janker by Waluigi69 July 22, 2019
Jankerbating
Going into a port-a-potty in 100+ Degree weather and trying to rub one out while smelling festering shit inside.
soldier one "Yo, that port-a-potty is like a sauna"
Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"
Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."
Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"
Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."
Jankerbating by Chi-boy May 21, 2013
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026