jamease

A good looking dark skinned girl that is too independent and might whoop my ass if I continue to define this.

That girl is such a jamease. She gt her own place in two days !

by Applesauce00 January 29, 2014

Jamesernaut

Closely related to humans, this beast is believed to descend from a cross between apes and some form of yeti. It has an insatiable lust for women and food, and is known to consume enough alcohol to tranquilize a rhinoceros. It has unpredictable behavior and has never been captured on film, due to the fact that it eats any nature documentary personnel on sight. If ever in contact with one of these creatures, one is advised to exercise extreme caution. Slowly backing away may work, but due to the Jamesernaut's unpredictability, it may leave passer-bys alone, or attack them viciously with no remorse, and has been known to kill for sport rather than food. Any sudden movements can be highly dangerous. It has displayed acts of endearing loyalty towards family members and those who qualify as non-threatening. Its loyalty does allow for superb wingmanship, as it has no biased towards a female's negative qualities. Jamesernaut does not call back. Rumors say that if an acceptable gift is offered to the beast, it will rescind its hostility and allow for a safe retreat. Alcohol seems to work the best, however, it increases chaotic thoughts in the beast's mind and the possibility of an attack presents itself. There is no guarantee. Jamesernaut is listed under the top ten animals to just stay the fuck away from at all costs.

"What's that sound?"
"I dunno....let's get outta here."
"OH SHIT ITS THE JAMESERNAUT!"
<everyone is dead>

"Wow this is good beer."
"Hell yeah man, not that expensive either."
"What's rustling in that tree?"
<drops from tree> *Thwump!*
"HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?!?"
"I dunno, just give it something!"
"Umm...here, take this beer."
<gulps beer> "BWLLAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Dude let's just go while it's distracted."
"Hell yeah fuck this!"
<Jamesernaut proceeds to eat all the food left behind>

"Wow those chicks are hot."
"Yeah but they brought their fat friend."
"Damn it. I know!...Jamesernaut!"
"Right! Hey! Jamesernaut!"
<HRMMM??>
"Wanna fuck that fat chick?"
<Hmmm........BYAAHAAHH>
"Awesome we are in business."

by pau pau August 25, 2009

jamesetta

A Thick , sassy, friendly, cute, hot, gorgeous, confident but insecure, funny,outgoing, pretty nice, sexy young queeny thang walking past u, Once she enter a room all eyes are on her, she spins guys head.

Shes more of a romantic/emotional lover, loves cuddling, scared to get attach once falling for someone, dirty minded, lazy but ready for an adventure anyday, & loves nature.

Omg a "Jamesetta" just walked past me
I'd rather date "Jamesetta" then her

by Jamesetta February 13, 2018

Jameseyes

The familiar tired and glassy-eyed stare someone who has just smoked a fat has (squinty and half-closed eyes). The term was named after someone called James Dernier, who displayed symptoms.

'You've got Jameseyes, have you been smoking'?

'Why are you looking at me with those Jamesyes'.

by RobertoRuggieri December 22, 2021

Jamesed

the act of being pushed or shoved: manhandled. when someone loses complete control and throws a chair and attacks, pushes, punches, or tackles someone. Usually when a boy THINKS he is being blamed for something or verbally attacked and snaps on a poor innocent girl-losing complete control.

Bitch got in my way so i jamesed her!

(boy picks up chair and throws violently, starts yelling and screaming at an innocent girl and then pushes her into a stair railing.)

by fletcher1 January 11, 2009

Jamesey

Affectionate term for "James"

Honey loves her Jamesey!

by Lil' Sneaka! aka, Amy March 29, 2005

Jesse Jamesed

When your hot wife is away, or you are unable to have sex for a while, you stoop down too far and have sex with someone(thing) completely odd to make up for lost time.

Brandon served a 6 month prison term and to clean the violent butt sex from his memory, he quickly Jesse Jamesed it with the first tatted up crack whore he could find.

by bb butt fantasy March 19, 2010