jamesetta

A Thick , sassy, friendly, cute, hot, gorgeous, confident but insecure, funny,outgoing, pretty nice, sexy young queeny thang walking past u, Once she enter a room all eyes are on her, she spins guys head.

Shes more of a romantic/emotional lover, loves cuddling, scared to get attach once falling for someone, dirty minded, lazy but ready for an adventure anyday, & loves nature.

Omg a "Jamesetta" just walked past me
I'd rather date "Jamesetta" then her

by Jamesetta February 13, 2018

Jamesetta

A queen. An intelligent, thick, weird, sexy, crazy, cute, easy going, bright girl. She's always smiling or goofing off with friends & family. She loves adventure, dancing, & listening to music. Really loyal, seem shy & quiet at first but won't shut up once you get to know her. Not the type to fight, but would knock a person out if provoke. She's Cold on the outside, but has a warm heart.

Lol Jamesetta is being herself again.
Grey got himself a Jamesetta.

by Jamesetta November 27, 2018

Jamesernaut

Closely related to humans, this beast is believed to descend from a cross between apes and some form of yeti. It has an insatiable lust for women and food, and is known to consume enough alcohol to tranquilize a rhinoceros. It has unpredictable behavior and has never been captured on film, due to the fact that it eats any nature documentary personnel on sight. If ever in contact with one of these creatures, one is advised to exercise extreme caution. Slowly backing away may work, but due to the Jamesernaut's unpredictability, it may leave passer-bys alone, or attack them viciously with no remorse, and has been known to kill for sport rather than food. Any sudden movements can be highly dangerous. It has displayed acts of endearing loyalty towards family members and those who qualify as non-threatening. Its loyalty does allow for superb wingmanship, as it has no biased towards a female's negative qualities. Jamesernaut does not call back. Rumors say that if an acceptable gift is offered to the beast, it will rescind its hostility and allow for a safe retreat. Alcohol seems to work the best, however, it increases chaotic thoughts in the beast's mind and the possibility of an attack presents itself. There is no guarantee. Jamesernaut is listed under the top ten animals to just stay the fuck away from at all costs.

"What's that sound?"
"I dunno....let's get outta here."
"OH SHIT ITS THE JAMESERNAUT!"
<everyone is dead>

"Wow this is good beer."
"Hell yeah man, not that expensive either."
"What's rustling in that tree?"
<drops from tree> *Thwump!*
"HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?!?"
"I dunno, just give it something!"
"Umm...here, take this beer."
<gulps beer> "BWLLAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Dude let's just go while it's distracted."
"Hell yeah fuck this!"
<Jamesernaut proceeds to eat all the food left behind>

"Wow those chicks are hot."
"Yeah but they brought their fat friend."
"Damn it. I know!...Jamesernaut!"
"Right! Hey! Jamesernaut!"
<HRMMM??>
"Wanna fuck that fat chick?"
<Hmmm........BYAAHAAHH>
"Awesome we are in business."

by pau pau August 25, 2009

jametta

A very smart, funny, gorgeous specimen

Daaaaaaang! I can't believe I saw a jametta! Today is my lucky day!

by Mzraspberry January 18, 2017

jamestastic

A situation that is perverted yet fantatstic at the same time.

That diner is sooo jamestastic!

by Argbey May 17, 2008

Jamesest

It means to disrespect James Anjoul or offend him in any way

Your jamesest

by ursv;sld.DJeouihssdsuhjdsjldsj January 16, 2019

Jamesathan

A jamesathan is a John krasinski look alike who feeds off quantum physics and ghost shows. His natural habitat is found in Detroit and he refuses to accept the existence of certain places such as France. Jamesathans have a bad perception of height and might mistake you for short when you are actually freakishly tall. They have impeccable taste in music, but inexplicably boycott the most important film of our generation. You might find him camping, robots-ing, or sciencing, but more likely than not you will find him watching ghost shows.

Person: hey look jamesathan is not watching ghost shows
Other person: you must be seeing things that cant be him

by Hnnnnh February 20, 2019